ELEPHANTS CALLED TO CHASE RHINOS OUT OF REGION

A couple of unwanted rhinoceroses were found wandering outside of Kaziranga National Park in India, in a populated rural area. The animals were there since January 28 creating a ruckus in the region. How do you get rid of rhinos? They brought in two elephants — Laxmi Prasad and Hariprasad, you know them — last week to chase them back to the forest.
* Kinda like the Sharks and Jets turf war in West Side Story, but without the great choreography.
* They told the elephants, “Pack your trunks, boys, we got a job to do.”
* For that service, how much do the elephants CHARGE??? GET IT????
* Next question: Now does anybody know how to get rid of elephants?