DRUG SMUGGLER CRASHES INTO TWO POLICE CARS

On Monday morning in Sydney, Australia, a Colombian man smuggling meth crashed his Toyota van into two police cars – that were parked in front of a police station. The driver, identified by police as Simon Tu, 26, took off in the van after the crash but was quickly tracked down and arrested. Inside the van police found about 600 pounds of the drug divided into 13 boxes, each containing 21 one-kilogram bags – an estimated $140 million of crystal methamphetamine. New South Wales Police Detective Chief Inspector Glyn Baker told media, “This would be one of the easiest drug busts the NSW Police force has ever made.”
* It was nice of him to gift wrap all the evidence for easy storage in the evidence locker.
* He was also cited for braking badly. (Note: this joke comes from the internet. It’s too good to pass up.)
* He crashed ’cause he was texting the gang: “I can’t believe we got away with it!”
* Maybe switch to taking the bus?
* I feel bad for all those crack addicts with nothing in their Christmas stocking this year.