DRIVER UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

On Saturday, police in Carcastillo, Spain, pulled over a car carrying six people, all piled on top of each other and none wearing seatbelts. The passengers appeared to be drunk, as did their driver. But when officers tested the driver, they found he had been doing more than just drinking. As well as being well over the limit of alcohol, he also tested positive for high levels of cannabis, amphetamines, methamphetamine, cocaine and opiates. The driver was fined a total of €2,000, faces a loss of driver’s license, and his car was impounded.
* Or, as Keith Richards calls it, Amateur Night.
* The gang should be sobered up by the end of September.
* This has been Charlie Sheen’s typical blood content for the past 15 years.
* “The rain in Spain falls mainly on the carload of junkies.”