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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
NETFLIX TO MAKE A “SESAME STREET” MOVIE
Now all we need is a plot.
OLIVIA RODRIGO CAN SMELL THE FANS WEARING ADULT DIAPERS
Every concert? No. Depends.
ANIMATED “SURVIVOR” MOVIE
Talking animals! Hilarious!
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
THE SCARIEST SCARY MOVIE: SINISTER
According to science.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
AUDIO: THE WORLD CUP: AMERICANS JUST DON’T CARE
It’s not you — it’s me.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
JOKE OF THE DAY
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A man at the World Cup final notices there’s an empty seat in between himself and the next guy.
The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” The other guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” The man, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”
At a corporate board meeting the CEO tells a joke.
Everyone laughs hysterically, except for one guy.
The CEO askes the guy, “Didn’t you get it?” And the guy says, “Oh, I got it. But today’s my last day.”
Why does kangaroo meat taste like beer?
Because of all the hops.
What happened to the man who was afraid to plant an apple tree?
They told him to grow a pear.
What kind of music does a turkey like listening to?
Gobbledygook.
U.S. NEWS
M&M’S DROPPING BLUE AND BROWN FOR AWHILE
Well doesn’t that just blow, pops?
PLUMBERS FIND DIAMOND RING DROPPED DOWN TOILET TEN YEARS EARLIER
So THAT’S where i left it!
SHELTER DOG SPEAKS SPANISH
¡Deja de follarme la pierna!
BRITISH SOCCER FANS DRINK 5,000 BEERS AT DALLAS BAR
“Amateurs.” – Scotland
THE REFLECTING POOL IS A-PEELING
Dirty pool.
GUNPOWDER IN A BLENDER EXPLODES
The more you know. 🌠🌈
HARVARD IS THE BESTEST UNIVERSITY
A guide to hire learning. (not a typo)
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
CHINESE MAN STEALS, CUTS UP ELEVATOR DOOR
What a downer.
KAYAKING WHILE INTOXICATED
And now he’s up a creek.
SNAIL RACE CANCELED
Who will speak for the snails?
MASSIVE WHALE GRAVEYARD DISCOVERED
Whaleoween!
AIR CANADA PILOT NEVER HAD A LICENSE TO FLY BIG-ASS AIRPLANES
You’re grounded, mister.
AUDIO: NO VUVUZELAS AT THE WORLD CUP
The latest buzz from FIFA.
FUNNY PICTURES
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Mom
Missed It By That Much
Honk!
Mexican Standoff
Tree Hugger
Try Digging Yourself Out Of This One
THE BUZZ
A TRASHED-OUT CAR IS A TURN-OFF
That box with the dead cat in it isn’t helping.
EVERY HOT DOG TAKES 35 MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE
Nathan’s Famous…death dogs.
HUMANS ARE HARDWIRED FOR LAZINESS
Took two universities to come up with this conclusion.
HOW TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE REMEMBER YOUR NAME
Oh, they’ll remember you.
DUMB HEADLINES
Exceptional dumbness this week. Must be the heat.
OH MY GOD, NOW PEOPLE AREN’T SITTING ENOUGH
I got a bad case of the sits.
THE TOP RESTAURANT CHAINS OF 2026
Which one is McMissing from this list?
INAPPROPRIATE GUESTS
How rude.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
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TOY STORY 5
Starts Friday, June 19 in theaters.
THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD
Starts Friday, June 19 in theaters.
DISCLOSURE DAY
Starts Friday, June 12 in theaters.
STOP!THAT!TRAIN!
Starts Friday, June 12 in theaters.
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THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD
It’s right there in the title.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 19.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – LEMONS
A & M Autoland has more lemons than ever before!
NON-TRADITIONAL FATHER’S DAY
Or, rather, Fathers’ Day.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 12.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Service Computer
A & M’s service department becomes fully computerized. Briefly.
RENAISSANCE FAIRE II
Ye olde funne awaites.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 5.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – LEGALESE
Al and Mike fought the law – and the law won.
EAU DE GASOLINE
It doesn’t just smell expensive… it is.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, May 29.
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