DONUTS + CHERRY SODA = CHEERWINE KREME SODA

Hey, you got your donut in my soda pop. You got your soda pop on my donut. Hey … wait a minute. What if we – oh, it’s been done. A soft drink company has combined the flavor of Krispy Kreme donuts with the charming effervescence of cherry soda to create Cheerwine Kreme. For now, Cheerwine Kreme is only available in a few grocery stores in the Carolinas, but if things go well, it might roll out across the rest of the country soon.
* Can we wait ’til after swimsuit season?
* They’ve actually figured out how to add more sugar to sugar. Yay, America!
* This is nice for the people who have had to push their donuts through the top of the soda bottle.
* Figure out how to put it between an Oreo, and I’m there.
* As long as you get a bacon strip in there with it.
* This new soda sounds great. I hear you can get diabetes from a single can.
* Of course I’m kidding. It would probably take more like a case.
* It has charming effervescence? Good, we could use some of that during this political campaign.