DOG ATE MY HOMEWORK

A schoolboy in the Philippines couldn’t turn in his homework because his dog ate it, and he has the video to prove it. A home security video shows Darren Lamban and his cousin JB Barit asleep on couches when one of the family dogs, named Sam, walks in and starts sniffing around. He grabs a few sheets of paper off of a desk, takes them down onto the floor and begins tearing them up. Another dog, a pug named Mayor, joins in. The boys were confused to find their work shredded on the floor when they awoke. It wasn’t until they viewed the footage that they realized the dogs had literally eaten their homework.
* It didn’t hurt that the homework was somehow covered in beef broth.
* On the bright side, imagine if he had done his homework on his iPad.
* “And has anybody seen Dad’s stamp collection?”
* Bad dog! But at least, tonight, we eat.