DEATH BY ATOMIC WEDGIE

A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an atomic wedgie, that caused the victim to suffocate on his own underwear. Brad Lee Davis was charged with murder in the death of 58-year-old Denver St. Clair in a drunken family fight. Police arrested Davis on Tuesday. The affidavit said he “grabbed St. Clair’s underwear and gave him an atomic wedgie. Davis allegedly pulled the elastic waistband of St. Clair’s underwear over his head and around his neck.” The Oklahoma Medical Examiner said the cause of death was asphyxiation after the elastic band was stretched too tightly over St. Clair’s neck. The fight started when St. Clair began speaking ill about his wife, who is Davis’ mother.
* An atomic wedgie? Even ISIS thought this was cruel.
* I thought this was only possible in cartoons?
* If only he’d gone commando that day.
* That’s going to be one tough eulogy.
* For starters you can’t say he died doing something he loved.
* Suffocating on your own underwear? I guess when it’s your time, it’s your time.
* Even worse, he hadn’t changed his underwear in weeks.
* Talk about assault with a deadly weapon.
* It’s sad that a guy with a classy name like “Denver St. Clair” had to die in such a nasty way.
* If you’re named “Denver St. Clair” you should die while racing at Le Mans.
* See? This is why I wear a thong.