DEAD MAN WANTS ASHES SCATTERED IN A TORNADO

A Missouri storm chaser told friends and family in his obituary that he wants them to launch his ashes into a tornado. Jim “Mad Dog” Sellars spelled out his unique wishes in the obituary he wrote before he died Tuesday at the age of 64. He’d lived with a heart condition for several years. Jim Sellars worked more than three decades for a telephone company, served as a reserve police officer and had a lifelong passion for weather. And for years, he chased storms. As for having his ashes scattered in a tornado, he wrote, “That’ll be fun!!!!”
* His friends and family must be over the rainbow about this.
* Go ahead. Take him out for a spin.
* Thirty years working for a phone company? Yeah, quite a “Mad Dog” alright.
* Would he settle for a ride in a Dyson Cyclone vacuum cleaner?
* How about sucked up by a Dirt Devil, then placed inside a clothes dryer?