DAY CARE WORKER CHARGED WITH GETTING KIDDOES TO CURSE

A former Pennsylvania daycare worker says she can’t explain why she coaxed 3- and 4-year-old children to use obscenities on camera. Twenty-four-year-old Rashanna Gyles was a bus monitor at Creative Minds Daycare Academy in Allentown. Authorities say she had a half-dozen children direct obscenities toward another child, made videos of them and sent one to a friend, who called police. The video wound up on Facebook. Gyles was charged with a misdemeanor count of corruption of minors.
* Have you ever been to Allentown? I’d call that preparing the kids for Kindergarten.
* “The Bad News Bears Come To Preschool.”
* When arrested, Rashanna proclaimed, “Curses – foiled again!”
* Usually when a 3-year-old has a foul mouth it’s because they aren’t brushing their teeth.
* Maybe 3 is the new 14?
* The Case of the Blaspheming Bambinos.
* The Case of the Swearing Sucklings?
* The Case of the Profane Papooses?
* Naughty Nestlings?
* Denunciating Dickens?
* Lewd Lambkins? I can keep going. I’ve got all day.
* Maledicting Moppets?
* Trash-talking Tykes?
* Obscene Offspring?
* Profanating Progeny? OK, that’s enough of that.
* I’m going to guess that the daycare worker thought cussing kids was kind of funny.
* Not that I concur or anything.
* Uh oh. The authorities wanted to question the kids, but the kids told them to F-off.
* Corruption of minors? Well, if they’re already corrupted they have a bright future in politics.
* This could be the first show and tell that needs a bleeping machine.