DATING APP HIRING SOMEBODY TO DATE AROUND THE WORLD

Looking for a new job? British dating app Bumble is hiring somebody to travel the world and go on dates, to test out its matchmaking service across the globe. Bumble says part of the job will be to document their dating journey on blogs and social media. Responsibilities include writing and editing, “creating engaging content” and connecting with people online. Although the salary has not been disclosed, Bumble say the year-long role will be “all-expenses-paid”. Applicants must be 18 or older, have a valid passport and be able to travel to a list of countries including Australia, Canada, India, Germany, Mexico, Norway and the US.
* Hope you like blood tests!
* I believe the official job title is, “International Slut”.
* Knowledge or karate or other art of self-defense a plus.
* Do we really need to be promoting hookups in India? Shouldn’t there be LESS dating in India?
* Remember that movie “50 First Dates”? This is 500 first dates.