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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
MADONNA’S CLOTHES STOLEN. OR SOMETHING.
Now what will she wear???
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
JURY FINDS LIVE NATION A MONOPOLY
It took six weeks to figure that out?
NICOLE KIDMAN, DEATH DOULA
Angel of mercy.
SID KROFFT, CREATOR OF H.R. PUFNSTUF, DIES
Can’t do a little ’cause he can’t do enough.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
JOKE OF THE DAY
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Two rednecks pull into a lumberyard.
One goes in and asks a clerk for some four-by-twos. “You mean two-by-fours?” the clerk asks. The redneck says, “I’ll go check.” He goes back to the car, asks his buddy, and returns a minute later. “Yeah, two-by-fours will be fine,” he tells the clerk. “All right,” says the clerk. “And how long?” “Just a minute,” says the redneck,” and heads back out to the car. A minute later he comes back and tells the clerk. “A long time. We’re buildin’ a garage.”
There’s a knock at the door.
Guy answers it, a sees a little man standing on the step. He says, “You’re not very tall are you”? Man says, ” I’m 3-foot 3.” Guy says, “So what do you want?” The guy says, “I’m the meter man.”
Why is Cardi B so out of shape?
Because she’s Cardi B, not Cardio.
Which country has the most bad singers?
Singapore.
How did Fred Flintstone please Wilma?
He made her Bed Rock.
U.S. NEWS
LET THE WORLD LISTEN TO YOUR DINNER CONVERSATION
“Mom, who are you talking to?” “The spaghetti sauce.”
MOOSE LIES DOWN IN FRONT OF THE MOOSE 94.7 RADIO
How’d they swing that?
ARSON SUSPECT FOUND BY POLICE WITH SINGED EYEBROWS
Do you smell smoke?
COCAINE SALMON
“I’ll have the fish, please.” – Cocaine Bear
FLORIDA COUPLE FINDS SOMEBODY ALREADY IN THEIR BURIAL PLOT
Nothing worse than gravesquatters.
HIGH SCHOOL KIDS TAKE WIENERMOBILE TO THE PROM
You never sausage a sight.
TRUCKER CAUGHT WATCHING “DEEP SPACE NINE” WHILE DRIVING
We’ve got to get these Ferengis off the road.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
CONDOM SHORTAGE DUE TO IRAN WAR DISRUPTIONS
Things are hard all over, I guess.
FARMER TO BREED UGLIER COWS
Don’t have a cow, man.
INDIAN TEMPLE REQUIRES VISITORS TO DRINK THE SECRET SAUCE
Respect the cow. Respect it!
BULLFIGHTER GORED IN THE RECTUM
Darn near killed ‘im.
BRIDE SPLASHED WITH PAINT BY HER EVIL SISTER-IN-LAW
The bride wore black (splotches).
CHIROPRACTOR ACCUSED OF TAPPING BUTTOCKS
Tap dat ass.
SAFARI GUIDE HAS DREAM COME TRUE!
“Like people, some of them are just jerks.” – The Simpsons
SHAKESPEARE’S HOUSE DOTH FOUND
Much ado about nothing – it doesn’t exist anymore.
FUNNY PICTURES
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Polly Wants That Cracker NOW
How They Make Latte Art
Guess Who?
Fried Godzilla
Static In My Attic
S.S. Watermelon
THE BUZZ
THIS PLACE IS UNREAL
Far out.
DUMB HEADLINES
Dummmb dee dumb dumb.
WHAT DO ALL MEN LIKE?
Other than scratching yourself.
HUMANS ARE EVOLVING INTO REDHEADS
Humangutans.
CAN YOU MAKE A MEAL WITHOUT LOOKING AT A RECIPE?
No, but I know how to make reservations.
HOW TO SAVE MONEY ON GAS, FROM COMMON IDIOTS.
(Not everyone is an idiot.)
CREEPY KIDS
Jeepers creepers.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
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MICHAEL
Starts Friday, August 1 in theaters.
OVER YOUR DEAD BODY
Starts Friday, April 24 in theaters.
NORMAL
Starts Friday, April 17 in theaters.
LEE CRONIN’S THE MUMMY
Starts Friday, April 17 in theaters.
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – Free Iron
Big Al’s latest promotion isn’t so hot, and Big Mike gets steamed.
PROM: WHISTLE STOP
It’s not hard to have a nice lawn.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, April 17.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Beat It
If you find a deal and Big Al can’t beat it, Big Mike will beat Al.
SONG – WORK ON MY TAXES ALL DAY
Wht are YOU doing this weekend?
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, April 10.
TACHYON TAX
Faster than TurboTax!
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
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A & M AUTOLAND – Tax Time
Al and Mike try to have fun with your refund.
RED PLOPSTER SHRIMP MONTH
This is it, baby.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, April 3.
PROMOS-TO-GO
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