CLEMSON COACH PROMISES PIZZA FOR 80,000 IF THEY MAKE FINAL FOUR

Clemson Tigers football coach Dabo Swinney, whose Tigers are 8-0 and can clinch the Atlantic Division title with a win over Florida State on Saturday, are looking good for the College Football Playoff. Swinney has told reporters that if Clemson makes the final four, he’ll buy pizza for everyone that can fit in Memorial Stadium – a crowd that could top 80,000. He said, “The only poll that we’re excited about is Dec. 6, and I promise you we’ll have the biggest poll party you’ve seen.”
* Interesting, plus it gives you some idea how well college coaches are paid.
* Meanwhile if you bought a pizza for a player, it’d be an NCAA violation.
* How would you like to be the kid at the pizza shop when that order comes in?
* “Pizza for 80,000, please, and hold the anchovies.”
* 30 minutes or less? Good luck with that.
* “Sorry, these are cold. Take ’em back.”
* It sounds like a Super Bowl party at Mike and Molly’s house.