THESE KIDS TODAY
With their broccoli hair and their earbuds.
BULLIES DO BETTER IN LIFE
Well good for them.
THE CRAZY NEIGHBOR
All sitcoms have one, why shouldn’t you?
DUMB HEADLINES
We provide only the best dumb headlines. Accept no substitutes.
THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE
Hormones are a powerful thing.
HOW TO TALK WITH YOUR PET, FROM A PET PSYCHIC
Follow these 9 or maybe 9½ simple steps!
I KNOW I SAW IT
But have no proof.
DON’T USE DRYER SHEETS, SAYS ONE BRAVE MAN
There’s nothing to Gain by doing so.
MOM ANGRY AT GRANDPARENTS FOR PIERCING BABY’S EARS
If you want to see her again, get your noses pierced.