IS YOUR JOB MAKING YOU UGLY?
Yeah, it’s the job’s fault.
THE “LIST 5 THINGS YOU DID LAST WEEK” GENERATOR
Thank you, Elon, for making this necessary.
WHERE WOMEN DON’T WANT TO GO ON A FIRST DATE
Pack a picnic.
ACTUALLY, I WOULD WISH THAT ON MY WORST ENEMY
May a diseased yak leave a deposit in your sock drawer.
MINIMUM DATING REQUIREMENTS
For me? They must be breathing.
BELLY FAT GOOD FOR THE BRAIN
Makes you s-m-r-t.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest one!
WHAT IS CHEATING THESE DAYS?
But really… what ISN’T, ammirite?
THE WORST RESPONSES TO “I LOVE YOU”
High five!
STUDY: FISH KNOW YOU BY WHAT YOU WEAR
And they just HATE those shoes!