KIDS TODAY WILL NEVER KNOW THESE EXPERIENCES
Like they don’t have their own experiences now.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO NICKNAMES?
I don’t know, Sparky.
HATFISHING
What if there aren’t plenty of other fish in the sea?
RED IS THE MOST-RETURNED COLOR
How do you like them apples?
IT’S NOT AS ROMANTIC AS IT SEEMS
You, with the stars in your eyes.
TIME MAGAZINE’S MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE OF 2025
Once again, you missed the cut.
DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners vote for the dumbest.
THE SCHEDULE FOR A PERFECT DAY
Welcome to Pretend World.
IT WAS EXPENSIVE, AND I WOULD BUY IT AGAIN
Totally worth it.