THREE DUMB HEADLINES
No cure for the dumb.
SURVEY: MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICANS CAN’T NAME ALL FOUR GRANDPARENTS
The people who send you $5 on your birthday, until you’re 40.
PETTY OFFICE DRAMAS
It’s only petty if it’s not happening to you.
AUDIO: SURVEY SAYS A THIRD OF PET OWNERS TRYING TO MAKE THEIR PET FAMOUS
Stupid dog – be more famous!!!
STUDY: EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD LIKES THE SAME SMELLS
Like: Vanilla DIslike: Feet
STUDY: CAT OWNERS ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE, HAVE MORE SEX
Can’t argue with the science.
WOMEN WHO EARN MORE THAN THEIR HUSBANDS STILL DO MORE HOUSEWORK
We’re never gonna get this male-female thing worked out, are we?
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
March: In like a lion, out like a dumb.
THE MOST STRESSFUL HOUR OF THE WEEK
“All of them” is not an acceptable answer.