ADULTS EAT MORE CANDY THAN WHEN THEY WERE KIDS
One of the perks of adulthood.
LADIES, AVOID HUSBANDS WITH THESE PROFESSIONS
DJs are safe.
BABY’S FIRST WORDS
This, that, and the other thing.
AUDIO: SURVEY: TWO-THIRDS OF AMERICANS THINK THEY COULD LIVE OFF THE LAND
Also: Two-thirds of Americans are delusional.
ETIQUETTE RULES NO ONE MUCH FOLLOWS ANY MORE
A bunch of golden keys are mine / To make each day with gladness shine…
DOGS’ PERSONALITIES CAN CHANGE
Sure they can.
SURVEY: HALF OF AMERICANS NOT LIVING HEALTHY, DON’T CARE
Pass the chips.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
No cure for the dumb.
SURVEY: MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICANS CAN’T NAME ALL FOUR GRANDPARENTS
The people who send you $5 on your birthday, until you’re 40.
PETTY OFFICE DRAMAS
It’s only petty if it’s not happening to you.