DUMB HEADLINES
It’s fall, and the dumb headlines are dropping like leaves.
PIZZA POLL: WE EAT A LOT OF PIZZA
Seriously, back off on the pizza, people.
BEIGE FLAGS
The newest, lamest dating thing to worry about.
THE SAFEST COUNTRIES
BORing.
HOW TO TELL A MOVIE IS GOING TO SUCK
Oh, you can tell.
STRANGE THINGS A DOCTOR HAS SAID TO YOU
Hellooooo, nurse!
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
The dumbness, it’s overpowering this week.
DRUG GROWS NEW TEETH
In the mouth, I hope.
THE COST OF RAISING A CHILD
If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
THE WORST GIFTS
Thanks for nothing. I mean that.