CAR THIEF HAD DRUGS IN BUTT

An Albuquerque, New Mexico, man was caught in the act trying to carjack two women at a Walgreens. Lafayette Stone, 37, even dragged one of the women 20 to 25 feet alongside the car when she tried to stop him. Two men were able to help hold Stone down until police arrived. Stone was then arrested and asked if he had any drugs on him, to which he replied “no.” One officer noted that he arrested Stone before, who had hidden drugs in his underwear and anus during that previous arrest. The officers then noticed Stone trying to put his hands down the back of his pants. They asked Stone what he was doing.
“I’m getting the drugs out of my butt,” Stone said. Police recovered a bag containing a white crystal substance and asked Stone if he has any other drugs in his pants. “I might have some up my anus,” Stone replied. Police then found another small bag containing black tar heroin.
* They hope.
* Is this what they call a fanny pack?
* “I might have some up my anus. Let me think for a moment.”
* Have today’s drug addicts forgotten that every pair of pants has something called “pockets”?
* This “drugs up the anus” category has really thrived, hasn’t it?
* If they keep this up they could be heading for the Wacky News Hall of Fame.
* Let me guess: He’s a Packers fan.
* Of course, this guy will have to do a lot better if he wants to get in record territory.