BURGER KING TO START SELLING HOT DOGS

Burger King has announced that it is making a drastic addition to its menu: the hot dog – which, as we all know, is the hamburger’s arch enemy. The new flame-grilled dogs will be unveiled February 23 at locations nationwide and come in two varieties: a classic version with ketchup, mustard, onions, and relish, and a chili cheese variety.
* Now, all of America will finally be able to proudly state, “I love the Burger King’s wiener.”
* The classic version of the hot dog? Give me a break with that.
* They got the idea for a classic hot dog watching Cam Newton’s press conference.
* There must be some mistake. I see no mention of a “Double Bacon Hot Dog.”
* Perfect. Just in time for that romantic Valentine’s Day dinner.
* Hey, if White Castle can do a Valentine’s Day Dinner, then what’s wrong with a hot dog from Burger King?
* It’s really quite an achievement. Somehow Burger King has found a way to make their menu LESS healthy.
* Next up: Taco Bell’s Bean ‘n’ Cheese Hot Dog Burrito.