BUNNY CAUSES BOMB SCARE AT AIRPORT

An abandoned rabbit at Australia’s Adelaide Airport caused a bomb scare. Last Wednesday, police and explosive experts were called to investigate a suspicious shopping bag abandoned in the women’s restroom. Upon examination, authorities discovered a male Dwarf rabbit wearing a red harness. The rabbit had no identification. The police had put him in a large box and gave him some carrots from Subway to munch on before passing him off to the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
* It was deadly … cute.
* Excuse me, but I believe “male Dwarf rabbit” should be “male ‘little rabbit’ rabbit”.
* He’s lucky. He could have flown United, which is a death sentence for pets.
* “What happened to your therapy bunny?” “What? Oh, musta lost it somewhere. Screw it, it’s just a rabbit. I think I’ll get a goat.”
* How did Subway get their name into this story? Did they slip somebody a $20?