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HEINZ 27 STEAK SAUCE
:07
out: “… as good as Heinz 57.”


POUT LAUNDRY STAIN REMOVER
:07
out: “… you’ll want to cry.”


THUGGIES
:06
out: “… for big, aggressive babies.”


OCEAN SPRAY CRAPAPPLE DRINK
:08
out: “… fruity tasting laxative.”


CLOTHES DREYER ICE CREAM
:08
out: “… tangy flavor of fabric softener.”