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KIBBLES ‘N’ BATS
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out: “… flying rodents.”

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SPEED-DIAL SOAP
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out: “… for faster showers.”

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PEPPERIDGE ANT FARM COOKIES
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out: “… those aren’t chocolate sprinkles.”

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GREY POUPON AND ON
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out: “… loaded with laxative.”

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CREAM OF WHAT
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out: “… a form of food.”

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Today Is…

MONDAY – Jan 12

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TODAY’S ALMANAC

MONDAY ALMANAC – Jan 12

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

MONDAY TRIVIA – Jan 12

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

NEW PROCESS WILL HELP YOU ACTUALLY SEE, HEAR TV MOVIES

Wow! What will they think of next?

THE MOVIES FOR GROWNUPS AWARDS

a.k.a. The No Sequel Awards.

PUPPY BOWL TO FEATURE OLD DOGS

No new tricks.

TV CREATES NEW TV AWARD FOR TV SHOWS

Coming soon to a TV near you.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

MICKEY ROURKE: IT PAYS TO BE EVICTED

Four movie offers.

CRITICS CHOICE: “ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER”

Enjoy it with one bottle after another.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

JOKE OF THE DAY

Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.

A Jehovahs witness knocks on the door.

posted January 13

Old lady invites him in, makes him a cup of tea, and asks, “What did you want to talk about? Kid says, “Hell if I know. I’ve never gotten this far before.“

At a lake with rental boats, the owner speaks over the loudspeaker:

posted January 12

“Boat number 99, please return to the dock. Your time is up!” A few minutes pass. No boat returns. The owner, louder this time: “Boat number 99, return immediately or you’ll be charged for overtime!” Still nothing. The assistant steps in and says: “Boss… we only have 75 boats. There is no number 99.” After a couple of seconds, the owner grabs the mic again and says: “Boat number 66… everything okay out there?”