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SLUGGIES DIAPERS
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out: “… baby crawls around.”

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IRISH FLING
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out: “… that lunch hour quicky.”

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GALLSTATE INSURANCE
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out: “… we’ve got the nerve to charge.”

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TOXICO GASOLINE
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out: “… people drive away.”

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PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY
:08
out: “… if you didn’t have any genitals.”

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Today Is…

TUESDAY – Jan 20

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TODAY’S ALMANAC

TUESDAY ALMANAC – Jan 20

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

TUESDAY TRIVIA – Jan 20

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

MAGIC MIKE LIVE IN TIMES SQUARE

SRO – Stripping Room Only.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

NETFLIX WANTS THE PLOT REPEATED THREE TIMES DURING THE MOVIE

Maybe even four.

OPEN CASTING CALL FOR “BAYWATCH” REBOOT

I’d pay money just to sit in the waiting room.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

NEW PROCESS WILL HELP YOU ACTUALLY SEE, HEAR TV MOVIES

Wow! What will they think of next?

JOKE OF THE DAY

Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.

A young farm couple get married and go to the honeymoon hotel.

posted January 21

They tell the clerk at the reception desk they need a room to celebrate their first night as husband and wife. Desk clerk says, “Would you like the Bridal?” The woman says, “No, I’ll just hold on to his ears until I get the hang of it.”

Three golf clubs walk into a bar.

posted January 20

The putter orders a beer. The iron orders a tequila. And the third golf club says, “None for me, I’m the driver”

A guy gets a knock on his door at 2 am.

posted January 19

It’s a cop, who says, “I’m sorry to bother you at this hour sir, but is this a picture of your wife?” And shows the guy a picture. “Yes, it is,” the guy says. The cop says, “Well sir, it looks like she’s been in a terrible car accident.” The guy says, “Yeah, but she’s got a great personality.”