Boss says, “Kid, I’m sorry, you’re just not cut out to be a mime.”

Galleons and Galleons.

Tells him he wants the best of everything for his father. The funeral the funeral is absolutely beautiful, and the guy is very pleased. Then he gets a bill for $16,000, and he pays it. The next month, he gets another bill for $85. He figures it’s a supplemental charge bill, so he pays that, too. Next month, another bill for $85 arrives, so he calls up the undertaker and says, “I keep getting these bills for 85 dollars. I thought I paid for the funeral already.” The undertaker says, “You said you wanted the best for your father, so I rented him a tux.”

She’s coming around now.

He has a roll of paper towels on his head. The bartender asks, “what’s with the roll of paper towels on your head?” Pirate says, “Arr, there’s Bounty on me head.”

Surreal.