BLOW GUNNER ON THE LOOSE IN GERMANY

German police said three people were slightly injured Monday morning when they were hit with darts shot from a blowgun in the western city of Cologne. The three random citizens were slightly injured when hit by darts several centimeters long near the city’s downtown Barbarossaplatz square. Cologne police teams were investigating and looking for a perpetrator.
* … or possibly a terribly lost Amazonian tribesman.
* Maybe it’s a pro-vaxxer running around darting people with the Covid shot.
* Blowgun, or the worst-played game of darts ever?
* “Hans, you completely missed the target and threw the darts out the window.”
* You know, we could use the Cologne police here at the station. There are a couple of guys back in the sales department who wear so much cologne you can smell them coming around the corner.