BILLIONAIRE SHEIKH HAS EVIAN WATER IMPORTED TO FILL HIS WATER TANKS

A billionaire sheikh (* Hmmm… redundant.) allegedly had Evian mineral water shipped from France to fill his London mansion’s water tanks, documents from a court battle claim. Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed al-Nahyan, Emir of Abu Dhabi and president of the United Arab Emirates, is currently in a legal battle with a company he’s accusing of charging excessive fees for managing his estate. It came out in court that the Sheikh had the expensive Evian water imported while making renovations to his $75 million home.
* I don’t know. I guess Evian just ‘sounds’ better while being flushed down the toilet.
* I guess the legal point being made here is that this guy is way past being hurt by “excessive fees”.
* You gotta know his water guy is just running a hose from the spigot on the back of the house out to the truck that has “Evian” painted on the side.
* You wonder if he also imports Evian to the United Arab Emirates to water his lawn.
* You know what they say – Evian is “naive” spelled backwards.