BANK ROBBED WITH VIBRATOR

A Pittsburgh man robbed a bank on Monday using a sex toy. Aaron Stein, 35, allegedly walked into a PNC Bank in the Pittsburgh suburb of Crafton, stated he had a bomb, showed the teller wires hanging out from his shirt and demanded cash. He drove off in a white Toyota, which was soon pulled over on a ramp to northbound Interstate 79 by police. Inside the car, officers found money in a garbage bag, and beneath the front passenger seat, they found the device Stein claimed was a bomb – a pretend gadget he made out of a box, black tape, a vibrator and cellphone. It was detonated as a precaution.
* And, like the owner of the vibrator, it went off.
* When he walked up to the teller, he said, “Thi-i-i-s i-i-i-s a sti-i-i-i-ck u-u-u-u-up.”
* I bet there’s a lot of buzz about this story today.
* His defense is going to be shaky.
* He was allowed to make one phone call and he tried using two cans and a string.
* You know who’s really upset about the robbery? His girlfriend.
* I mean she lost the boyfriend and the vibrator at the same time. What’s she going to do now?
* What a dildo, huh?
* I like this story. It’s a nice break from when the TSA agent finds a vibrator in airport security.