AUSSIE MAN GETS GENITALS STUCK IN BELT SANDER

In Mosman, Australia, a young man was rushed to a hospital after getting his genitals trapped in a belt sander. The 18-year-old was on a work site when the incident happened last Friday. It’s not yet known how he managed to get his trousers and genitals stuck in the machine. Two ambulances, as well as fire and rescue crews, raced to the scene. However, due to the severity of his injuries, paramedics had to get him into a stable condition before taking him to the hospital where the device was carefully removed. It’s not known if there will be any lasting damage.
* A belt sander is not for YOUR belt, dummy.
* Below-the-belt sander?
* Hey, at least it wasn’t a chain saw.
* Always be careful with your tool, kids.
* Good luck explaining THIS to Workers Compensation.