AUDIO: VANDALS LOBBING WATERMELONS AT CARS
Police in Reno, Nevada, say vandals have been lobbing watermelons at cars. Sunday night’s vandalism happened in Angelique Ybarra’s northwest Reno neighborhood. A watermelon dented the side of her car in July, and she says this new attack shattered glass and splattered fruit throughout her vehicle. She says the incidents have cost her almost $1,000. Several cars were also hit by the melons.
* Watermelon vandals? Honey, do go on!
* Northwest Reno is the seedy part of town.
* What we need are more citizens armed with casabas.
* Lobbing watermelons. It’s a sad reminder that summer is over.
* This is wacky. Those police in Reno should get their own TV show.
* Oh wait, that already happened. It was called “RENO 911!”
* Where are my manners? I mention the tv show and neglect to bring up the fine RENO 911! movie.
* Did you see that? They all go fight terrorists in Miami. The movie was sneaky bad.
* It’s another senseless run-by fruiting (see clip).
CLIP: From Mrs. Doubtfire, “It’s a run-by fruiting.”
