AUDIO: THC IN SMALL TOWN'S WATER SYSTEM
The water supply in the small Colorado eastern plain town of Hugo was found to be tainted with THC, the main chemical in marijuana. Officials say there are signs someone may have deliberately put it there. Everyone has been warned not to drink the water. The problem was discovered when a company performing a routine employee drug test used a vial of tap water to demonstrate what should have been an absolute negative result. However, when that tap water was tested, a positive indicator for THC was detected. Half a dozen more tests showed the same puzzling result. Then, a public works crew found a well house that had been tampered with. Health officials told residents not to drink it until the system can be flushed in a matter of days.
* Why not propose this on Shark Tank as an awesome new idea in bottled water?
* “Everyone has been warned not to drink the water” … especially if they have stuff they need to get done.
* This explains why the entire town of Hugo was chillin’ on the couch with Netflix.
* Officials promise to find the culprit, come hell or high water.
* It could be too much bong water in the system.
* Of course, these kids these days with their electronic vaporizers. What do they know from bongs?
* Let me tell you: Bong water was nasty. If you spilled your bong water back in the day, you had to move.
* Hugo wasn’t named after the movie, was it?
* See? This is the type of thing the anti-marijuana forces warned us could happen.
CLIP: Cowboy Woody says, “Someone’s poisoned the water hole!”
