AUDIO: OWEN WILSON “WOW” DAY
Over three thousand people have clicked “attending” for an event planned for today (Monday, Feb. 26) in Melbourne, Australia’s Federation Square. The event will apparently see a large group of people show up, and say “wow” just like Owen Wilson, and then leave.
* Gee.
* (Suggestion: take a beat, and then everybody on your show, in unison, says an Owen Wilson “Wow” going into a break.
* Extra points if your nose is crooked in three places.
* Guess what Owen Wilson said when he heard about this. C’mon – guess.
* We need more of these events. Like:
– Get together and say “Whoa” like Keanu Reeves.
– Or everybody say “I got a bad feeling about this” like Harrison Ford.
– Or everybody say “Can I masturbate in front of you?” like Louie C.K.
– Or everybody silently smirk like Bruce Willis.
– Then crank it up and sneer like Clint Eastwood.
– Or everybody say the ‘m-f’ word like Samuel L. Jackson.
CLIP: Here is just a small sampling of Owen Wilson saying “Wow”.
