AUDIO: COLDPLAY KISS CAM CHEATER’S COMPANY HIRES GWYNETH PALTROW

In case you’re still following the Coldplay KissCam cheater story, last Friday the tech firm at the center of the controversy, Astronomer, went and hired Chris Martin’s ex-wife Gwyneth Paltrow to do a funny commercial for them. In a 60-second clip posted on Astronomer’s X account, Paltrow – who was married to Coldplay frontman Chris Martin for more than 10 years – acts as a spokesperson for the company, saying she wants to answer “the most” common questions the company has recently been asked. While the “question” is about the CEO’s affair, Gwyneth ignores it and talks about the company’s product and upcoming tech conference. Paltrow signs off the clip by thanking viewers for their “interest in Astronomer,” saying the company will now be returning “to what it does best.”
* Failing hard at turning lemons into lemonade?
* They have a first-rate PR team, that’s for sure.
* If your company’s name is Astronomer, it makes sense to hire a star.
* And isn’t is great of Chris Martin to keep his ex-wife employed?
CLIP: A bit of Astronomer’s message, with Gwyneth Paltrow.