AUDIO: BURGER KING’S WHOPPER TOOTHPASTE
Burger King is kicking off April Fool’s Day a little early with a fake campaign for Whopper Toothpaste. It’s “the first toothpaste with active Whopper extracts,” to keep the taste of a Whopper in your mouth all the ding-dong day.
(full commercial here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fCRqsQBvPY)
* As opposed to a White Castle slider, whose taste actually does stay with you all day, and week, and month.
* Someone’s telling a whopper.
* Burger King hasn’t done anything this funny since they tried to sell us low-calorie Satis-fries three years ago.
* A fake campaign? Just what we need…more fake stuff.
* This sounds so disgusting I’m surprised the British didn’t come up with it.
* They could just replace the Whopper with a meat pie.
* I don’t get this but I didn’t get those sneakers that order a pizza either.
CLIP: A bit of the Whopper Toothpaste parody spot.
