BED MAKERS VS. NON-BED MAKERS

Something called Sleepopolis (a mattress review site) surveyed 2,000 Americans over their bed-making habits and found that:

People Who Make Their Bed:
– Morning person
– Wakes up without an alarm
– Has sex three times a week
– Average nap is 43 minutes
– Jobs are most likely in the health or technology fields
– More likely to enjoy jazz music, watch episodes of “House Hunters” and romantic movies
– Personality traits include adventurous, confident, sociable and high-maintenance
* Frankly, making the bed is much more preferable than watching “House Hunters.”
* If you’re having so much sex, why bother making the bed?
* Sex three times a week is a little ways beyond “sociable,” don’tcha think?
* And hey – never mind making the bed – how about washing the sheets a little more often?

People Who Don’t Make Their Bed:
– Night person
– Hits the snooze alarm before getting up
– Has sex twice a week
– Average nap is 50 minutes
– Job are most likely in the business or financial fields
– More likely to enjoy rock music, watch episodes of “Seinfeld” and comedy movies
– Personality traits include shy, moody, curious and sarcastic
* AND sarcastic???
* What they’re saying without saying it is, we’re lazy.
* “Honey, did you make the bed?” “Sorry, had to watch Seinfeld.”