AUDIO: 75% OF SINGLES PREFER PUDGY
According to a new survey of 2,000 people by Dating.com, nearly 75% of singles are more turned on by a “dad bod” – paunchy and without defined pecs – over any other body type. Only 15% of Dating.com members shared that they prefer a Barbie or Ken-like body type when it comes to a person of their desired gender. The survey doesn’t explain exactly what a “dad bod” is on a woman, but I think we can all figure that out.
* Two words: Rachael Ray.
* So, today we’ve learned another side effect of COVID: excessive lying.
* We’ve also learned that the singles on Dating.com have extremely low expectations.
* The message here is “I’ve given up working out so I don’t expect you to.”
* Are we sure this wasn’t a survey by MiddleAgedDating.com?
CLIP: Along those lines, here’s a parody spot: “Finders Creepers”.
