ATLANTA WOMAN VICTIMIZED TWICE

In Atlanta, Georgia, Emma Ebosi was walking to her car at a gas station when another woman attacked her from behind, trying to steal her cell phone. While struggling with the woman, Ebosi dropped her car keys. A group of three men witnessing the attack grabbed her keys – and drove off in her 2007 Saturn Vue. Police believe the car theft was a crime of opportunity and not connected to the cellphone theft.
* Not connected to the cellphone theft? She dropped the keys because of the cellphone theft.
* Whether or not they planned it together doesn’t really help her.
* That’s gotta hurt – watching guys drive off with your car after you just filled it with gas.
* She’s agreed to make a statement just as soon as she crawls back out from under her bed.
* Any comment from the Atlanta Tourism Board?
* This woman is the Human Crime Wave.
* Another crime? She might as well be driving the Saturn Deja Vu.
* Time to get an electric car.
* And a neck chain for her cellphone.