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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
THE SCARIEST SCARY MOVIE: SINISTER
According to science.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
AUDIO: THE WORLD CUP: AMERICANS JUST DON’T CARE
It’s not you — it’s me.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
MATTHEW PERRY’S KILLER DOCTOR SAYS HE WASN’T TOTALLY A DOCTOR AT THAT POINT IN TIME
Wasn’t this an argument on Boston Legal?
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
THE ODYSSEY PRESENTS: THE ODYSSEY POPCORN BUCKET
And a box of Milk Duds, please.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
THE BLEAK FILM FESTIVAL
[Heavy sigh]
JOKE OF THE DAY
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What happened to the man who was afraid to plant an apple tree?
They told him to grow a pear.
What kind of music does a turkey like listening to?
Gobbledygook.
What do you see when the sun bends over?
The crack of dawn.
Where do sick ships go?
To the doc,
What happened when Simba was walking too slow?
They told him to Mufasa.
U.S. NEWS
COUPLE CHARGED WITH FEEDING VULTURES
Buzzard beater.
MAN SHOOT SELF, SCREAMS, NEIGHBORS THINK, “MEH, IT’S NORMAL”
“It was normal for them.”
SIGN UP NOW FOR THE FLORIDA PYTHON CHALLENGE
Wakey, wakey, time for snakey.
FLORIDA MAN PRETENDS TO BE A LAWYER
I think most of them do anyway.
LEGO THIEF GETS 45 YEARS
Guy’s a few bricks shy of a load.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
KAYAKING WHILE INTOXICATED
And now he’s up a creek.
SNAIL RACE CANCELED
Who will speak for the snails?
MASSIVE WHALE GRAVEYARD DISCOVERED
Whaleoween!
AIR CANADA PILOT NEVER HAD A LICENSE TO FLY BIG-ASS AIRPLANES
You’re grounded, mister.
AUDIO: NO VUVUZELAS AT THE WORLD CUP
The latest buzz from FIFA.
FRONT LANDING GEAR OF BOEING 787 COLLAPSES AT GATE
Drop the pilot.
FUNNY PICTURES
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That Creepy Neighbor
Nope.
Huggy Pillow
A Little Help Storming The Castle
Marriage In The Atomic Age
Hi, What’re Ya Lookin’ At?
THE BUZZ
THE TOP RESTAURANT CHAINS OF 2026
Which one is McMissing from this list?
INAPPROPRIATE GUESTS
How rude.
ROOMMATES SHARE A LOT OF BACTERIA
Close quarters.
WORLD CUP VISITORS’ IMPRESSION OF AMERICA
Mostly good.
PLAY TENNIS, LIVE LONGER
Also, badminton.
WHO’S GOING TO WIN THE WORLD CUP, ACCORDING TO A COMPUTER
¡Felicidades España!
DUMB HEADLINES
Nothing like a dumb headline on a hot summer day.
RESEARCHER: PEOPLE TEND TO WALK COUNTER-CLOCKWISE
Good job, Sherlock.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
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TOY STORY 5
Starts Friday, June 19 in theaters.
THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD
Starts Friday, June 19 in theaters.
DISCLOSURE DAY
Starts Friday, June 12 in theaters.
STOP!THAT!TRAIN!
Starts Friday, June 12 in theaters.
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A & M AUTOLAND – LEMONS
A & M Autoland has more lemons than ever before!
NON-TRADITIONAL FATHER’S DAY
Or, rather, Fathers’ Day.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 12.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Service Computer
A & M’s service department becomes fully computerized. Briefly.
RENAISSANCE FAIRE II
Ye olde funne awaites.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 5.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – LEGALESE
Al and Mike fought the law – and the law won.
EAU DE GASOLINE
It doesn’t just smell expensive… it is.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, May 29.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Zero Zero
Zero is the down payment you pay – and also Al and Mike’s IQ.
BUTLERS NEEDED
Millionaires need YOU.
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