“AS IS” HOME CONTAINS THREE SKELETONS – June 17

In Burlington, Connecticut, a man bought a house “as is” at a foreclosure auction. Afterwards, checking out the property, he found the skeletal remains of three people inside. The causes of death are pending further investigation. State police said there appears to be no criminal aspect at this time.
* Yeah, three people always die together in the same place naturally.
* Were they by any chance seated around a table with a Monopoly game in the middle?
* Some people have skeletons in the closet but this is nutz.
* You know how they say a house has “good bones”? There’s even an HGTV show about it.
* Some houses these days have built-in Christmas lights for the holidays. Maybe this one is pre-decorated for Halloween.
* Well, here comes another “Conjuring” movie.