ARRESTED WOMAN ATTEMPTS TO EAT POLICE CAR

A Maine woman who was being hauled off to jail is facing even more charges after allegedly tearing apart a police cruiser with her teeth. Police in Limington, Maine, responded to reports that an apparently drunk woman was walking in and out of traffic on Saturday afternoon. Rebecca Grant, 40, initially claimed that she had been kidnapped, but police checked her ID and found that she was out on bail. One of her bail conditions was not to consume alcohol, so they attempted to arrest her. At this point, Grant became violent, tried to head-butt a deputy sheriff, then scraped the trunk of the police cruiser with her teeth. Once inside, she bit into the upholstery, tearing the material, causing $500 worth of damage.
* Luckily, she bit off more than she could chew.
* So the bath salts have made it to Maine.
* She was walking in and out of traffic looking for something to snack on.
* Enough with these newfangled diets.
* Some people don’t handle it well when they turn 40.
* $500 worth of damage? Is that counting her teeth?
* It gets even worse. They had to give the police car a rabies shot.
* How cold. One of the officers said her bark was even worse than her bite.