ARMED ROBBER GETS 35 CENTS

New Orleans police are investigating an armed robbery of two men where the assailant walked away with only 35 cents. The robbery happened Wednesday morning in the city’s Carrollton area. Police said that a 33-year-old man and a 29-year-old man were robbed by a man armed with a semi-automatic gun. No one was injured. A police report gave no explanation as to why the perpetrator came away with such a small amount of money.
* Because Obama, that’s why! Now, if Trump were president …
* The robber is described as armed and disappointed.
* Chump change. Literally.
* Don’t spend it all in one place.
* No one got shot ’cause if he used up bullets, the robber would have been behind in the deal.
* The police didn’t explain why the amount was so low? How about because the victims were just as broke as the rest of us?
* Let’s not be too quick to judge. Maybe the victims had just been robbed by someone else.
* Wait – it was in the morning. Maybe they only had 35 cents left because they had just been to Starbucks.
* Okay, what really happened?
* How about doing this as a hypothetical: If two men happened to be robbed of their drug stash, why would they want to tell the cops about it?