ANGRY CITIZEN DUMPS BEDBUGS IN MUNICIPAL BUILDING

In Maine, a man dealing with a bedbug infestation at his apartment was told he’d have to vacate. He went to the Augusta, Maine, City Center, and went into the General Assistance office to apply for assistance, but was told he did not qualify for help. That’s when, according to City Manager William Bridgeo, “He whipped out a cup (full of live bedbugs) and slammed it on the counter, and bam, off they flew, maybe 100 of them.” The man allegedly yelled, “They’re your problem now!” The entire building was closed as a precaution and an exterminator was summoned Friday afternoon to spray for the pests. Police said they are determining what charges, if any, can be brought against the man.
* Unlawful transportation of wildlife?
* Impersonating a cheap motel mattress?
* Imagine the cops: “You arrest him.” “No, YOU arrest him.”
* Obviously the guy was itching for a fight.
* The bedbugs were thrilled. They never get to eat out.
* Next: The guy also has a cockroach problem.