AMISH BUGGY COLLISION

The Elkhart, Indiana County Sheriff’s Department said a buggy traveling south along County Road 41, east of Goshen, went left of center Friday night and struck another buggy traveling northbound. The northbound buggy rolled onto its side during the crash. A passenger from one of the buggies was taken to IU Health Goshen hospital to be treated for a laceration above the right eye.
* Land o’ Goshen!
* Oh, god, it was a horsehead-on crash.
* Who was at fault, Jebediah or Ezekial?
* This is what happens when you’ve got some speed demon going over four miles an hour.
* Didn’t the guy see the other buggy’s headlights – oh, wait.
* You know which insurance company is the Amish’s favorite? Farmers!
* This is what a drive-by from the Amish Mafia show would look like.
* Don’t worry, both drivers should be back raising barns in no time.
* This would have made a nice scene in that “Witness” movie.
* Don’t knock it. When the power grid goes down the Amish will be just fine.
* I wonder if they celebrate New Year’s Eve? I mean why bother when every year is it’s 1855 again?