AMERICA’S MOST COMMON SURNAMES

According to 2010 Census data released Thursday, here are the 15 most common surnames in the United States.
1. Smith: 2.4 million
2. Johnson: 1.9 million
3. Williams: 1.6 million
4. Brown: 1.4 million
5. Jones: 1.4 million
6. Garcia: 1.2 million
7. Miller: 1.2 million
8. Davis: 1.1 million
9. Rodriguez: 1.1 million
10. Martinez: 1.1 million
11. Hernandez: 1 million
12. Lopez: 874,500
13. Gonzalez: 841,000
14. Wilson: 802,000
15. Anderson: 784,000
* #16: Kardashian.
* Meanwhile, Jim Bob Duggar is busy giving his wife a pep talk.
* I would have guessed one of the names would have been Coffee. As in “Mr. Coffee”. Those are everywhere.
* This list isn’t gonna make Donald Trump happy.
* He’s going to want to build a wall around the Joneses.
* Before you freak out over the Garcias and the Hernandezes, remember that there was a time when the name at the top of this list was Runs with Bears.
* While I was reading you this list, Martinez bumped up two places.
* Frankly, I think “surnames” sounds elitist.
* Here in the real world we just call them last names.
* I’ll tell you the most common name of all: John Q. Public.
* So if your last name is Smith then at least try to bring some excitement to the first name, okay?