A & M AUTOLAND – Jurassic Sale

The lady at the counter says: “Ma’am, this is a library.” The blonde goes, “Oh. (whispering): “I’d like to order fries and a coke.”

Someone asks them, “Come here often?” One of them says, “Periodically.”

He walks up to a policeman and says, “I’ve lost my dad!” The cop says, “What’s he like?” The little boy says, “Beer and women.”

Velcrows.

Everyone in the bar, except the bartender, ran outside in excitement. The bartender yells at the man, “What the hell did you do that for? Now I have no customers!!” The man says, “Sorry mister, I honestly didn’t fink any of those men would be brave enough to fight a grizzly beer, let alone free of ’em.”