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TODAY’S ALMANAC
Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music
TODAY’S TRIVIA
Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.
ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
THE SCARIEST SCARY MOVIE: SINISTER
According to science.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
AUDIO: THE WORLD CUP: AMERICANS JUST DON’T CARE
It’s not you — it’s me.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
MATTHEW PERRY’S KILLER DOCTOR SAYS HE WASN’T TOTALLY A DOCTOR AT THAT POINT IN TIME
Wasn’t this an argument on Boston Legal?
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
THE ODYSSEY PRESENTS: THE ODYSSEY POPCORN BUCKET
And a box of Milk Duds, please.
WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Thursday through Sunday
JOKE OF THE DAY
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Why does kangaroo meat taste like beer?
Because of all the hops.
What happened to the man who was afraid to plant an apple tree?
They told him to grow a pear.
What kind of music does a turkey like listening to?
Gobbledygook.
What do you see when the sun bends over?
The crack of dawn.
Where do sick ships go?
To the doc,
U.S. NEWS
GUNPOWDER IN A BLENDER EXPLODES
The more you know. 🌠🌈
HARVARD IS THE BESTEST UNIVERSITY
A guide to hire learning. (not a typo)
NUDIST RESORT HOLDS 5K
Bare right.
“AS IS” HOME CONTAINS THREE SKELETONS
Bet he didn’t find them in the living room.
COUPLE CHARGED WITH FEEDING VULTURES
Buzzard beater.
MAN SHOOT SELF, SCREAMS, NEIGHBORS THINK, “MEH, IT’S NORMAL”
“It was normal for them.”
SIGN UP NOW FOR THE FLORIDA PYTHON CHALLENGE
Wakey, wakey, time for snakey.
INTERNATIONAL NEWS
KAYAKING WHILE INTOXICATED
And now he’s up a creek.
SNAIL RACE CANCELED
Who will speak for the snails?
MASSIVE WHALE GRAVEYARD DISCOVERED
Whaleoween!
AIR CANADA PILOT NEVER HAD A LICENSE TO FLY BIG-ASS AIRPLANES
You’re grounded, mister.
AUDIO: NO VUVUZELAS AT THE WORLD CUP
The latest buzz from FIFA.
FRONT LANDING GEAR OF BOEING 787 COLLAPSES AT GATE
Drop the pilot.
FUNNY PICTURES
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Tree Hugger
Try Digging Yourself Out Of This One
That Creepy Neighbor
Nope.
Huggy Pillow
A Little Help Storming The Castle
THE BUZZ
HOW TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE REMEMBER YOUR NAME
Oh, they’ll remember you.
DUMB HEADLINES
Exceptional dumbness this week. Must be the heat.
OH MY GOD, NOW PEOPLE AREN’T SITTING ENOUGH
I got a bad case of the sits.
THE TOP RESTAURANT CHAINS OF 2026
Which one is McMissing from this list?
INAPPROPRIATE GUESTS
How rude.
ROOMMATES SHARE A LOT OF BACTERIA
Close quarters.
WORLD CUP VISITORS’ IMPRESSION OF AMERICA
Mostly good.
PLAY TENNIS, LIVE LONGER
Also, badminton.
TRENDING
NEW MOVIES
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TOY STORY 5
Starts Friday, June 19 in theaters.
THE DEATH OF ROBIN HOOD
Starts Friday, June 19 in theaters.
DISCLOSURE DAY
Starts Friday, June 12 in theaters.
STOP!THAT!TRAIN!
Starts Friday, June 12 in theaters.
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BROUGHT TO YOU BY
Funny fake sponsorship announcements
A & M AUTOLAND – LEMONS
A & M Autoland has more lemons than ever before!
NON-TRADITIONAL FATHER’S DAY
Or, rather, Fathers’ Day.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 12.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Service Computer
A & M’s service department becomes fully computerized. Briefly.
RENAISSANCE FAIRE II
Ye olde funne awaites.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, June 5.
BROUGHT TO YOU BY
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A & M AUTOLAND – LEGALESE
Al and Mike fought the law – and the law won.
EAU DE GASOLINE
It doesn’t just smell expensive… it is.
THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, May 29.
PROMOS-TO-GO
Pre-produced ready-to-use show bumper donuts
A & M AUTOLAND – Zero Zero
Zero is the down payment you pay – and also Al and Mike’s IQ.
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