DRUNK DRIVER HITS 17 CARS TRYING TO PARK

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say an allegedly drunk 25-year-old Tony Futch hit 17 cars while trying to park his Chevrolet Blazer in an apartment complex in Davenport, Florida. Around 4 a.m., Futch rammed through the gate of the complex. As he drove through the residence’s parking lot, he crashed against multiple vehicles to his right. He drove around the roundabout, went straight and hit another car to his right. He made three other turns and hit a number of parked cars before approaching a parking spot, where he hit two more cars. Mr. Futch – whose breath smelled of alcohol – refused to provide a breath sample. He was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving.
* By who? Sherlock Holmes?
* That is Futched up.
* He hit a lot of cars on his right. Sounds like his driving technique has a bad slice.
* It’s called Parking Pinball.
* After 10 or so, I suppose you just think, “Screw it.”
* I hope the people who wanted a new car had time to go outside and ram their car into something before the police came.
* Maybe he only actually hit three, and they told all their friends in the building?
* Gonna be an interesting conversation with the insurance agent.