UBER DRIVER SEEKS PASSENGERS WHO WILL VOMIT

San Diego Uber driver Curtis Preston doesn’t mind when a drunk passenger throws up in his car. The first time someone vomited, the mess took him off the road and cost him $140 to get his car cleaned. Uber reimbursed him $150, but he lost a night of work. But then Mr. Preston had a realization. If he could clean the car himself, he could pocket the barf fee. He has since equipped his Toyota Prius with medical gloves, cleaning solution, a portable wet vacuum cleaner, and most importantly, Febreze. With his new self-cleaning system, and the proficiency he’s developed, Preston says his downtime is minimal. If someone upchucks, he can quickly find a gas station to park at, clean up the mess and be back driving within 10 minutes. Now, he cheerfully welcomes the inebriated aboard.
* And ladies … he’s single!
* Wow. I’m sorry I brought this up.
* If the passengers need a little help hurling, he throws on some Barry Manilow or Justin Bieber.
* If that doesn’t work, he finds an empty parking lot and starts doing figure-8’s.
* You’ve got to admire the American entrepreneurial spirit. Just not this time.
* Uber? More like EEWWber!