MEN LIKE MAKE-UP SEX; WOMEN WANT MEN TO CRY

When it comes to making up after a fight, men want sex while women want quality time. Researchers from Bucknell University in Pennsylvania (* The ol’ Buck U.) found in a study that, after a quarrel, men would like to have sex as a make-up gesture. Not unexpectedly, women prefer their partner to apologize and even to shed some tears. The authors of the study surveyed data from 74 men and woman to determine which methods were most effective. While most men chose sex, women found it more helpful when their partner said sorry, cried and spent time with them.
* Oh, jeeze, I bet women want us to talk, too.
* How about we cry during sex?
* Coincidentally, most of the men listening right now hope this story leads to a fight, so they can have sex after.
* As far as saying sorry is concerned, here’s how make-up sex works in my house: We do it, and my wife says, “That’s is the sorriest sex I’ve ever had.”
* I’m betting those 74 men and women were between the ages of 18 and 22, and lived in the same dorm as the researchers.