MAN DID NOT KNOW HOW MARIJUANA GOT INTO HIS UNDERWEAR

A Port St. Lucie police officer spotted a suspicious-looking Chevrolet Silverado. The officer smelled burned marijuana wafting from the vehicle. A man in the vehicle, 32-year-old Tyce Fields, had a violation of probation warrant and was taken into custody. The officer reported extracting a bag of marijuana from Fields’s “groin area.” Mr. Fields stated that he didn`t know the cannabis was in his groin area because he’d “recently changed underpants.”
* With who? Willie Nelson?
* “Oh, the drugs in your pants aren’t yours? Hey, thanks for clearing that up. Can we offer you a ride home?”
* Unfortunately, the evidence was tainted.
* Not the first time there’s been a grow operation in a guy’s underpants.
* Did they find any crack?
* Later, during the cavity search, they found a couple bricks of hash and a pair of nunchucks.